BREAKING NEWS: New Language Discovered
On Thursday, a language formelrly unknown to humankind was discovered. It is now known as Glasbergian, after it’s sole speaker, Gary Glasberg.
The language, discovered by an international group who call themselves “Tiva-shippers”, consists of the same words as the English language but with different meanings. A good example is the Glasbergian definition of ‘baby-steps’, which is the opposite of the English definition.